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Joined: Aug 2007 Gender: Male  Posts: 79 Location: the van der wood penthouse Karma: 1 |  | RULES « Thread Started on Aug 8, 2007, 1:30pm » | |
This are the basic rules of the board. If you don't follow them, I can't accept you.
>>section one - Be corgile. Please. I don't care if you character is an asshole (it makes things more interesting), but just because your character is, that doesn't mean you can be. - STAY ACTIVE. If you're gone for more than two weeks without giving me notice, your character is dead. If you return to find your character is gone, message me and you may be able to appeal to get it back. - ONE CHARACTER PER ACCOUNT. NO EXCEPTIONS And you may have a max. of four characters. Don't think you can fool me. I have a way of knowing these things, and it's called IP tracker, a handly little thing that comes with the proboards admin priviledges. And if your first character is female, your next must be male. We need to keep things balanced.
>>section two - Know your place. Make sure your character acts like they should. - NO MARY SUES. I'm serious. If I see you have a stereotypical or perfect character, I'm not going to accept you. It's ridiculous and unrealistic. I realize that the plot of this is never going to happen in real life, but that doesn't mean you can have an immortal, flawless character. - Roleplay like you know how to roleplay. Don't be repetitive and don't be rude. - Do not powerplay. I'm serious. I may even kill you. (But I won't, because that would be powerplaying.) Don't make other characters talk or act. You're not them. You have your own characters to worry about. - Your login name can be anything, but your display name must be something like 'Darren van der Wood' or 'Peter Hall' or 'Delilah Montmorency'. It cannot be darren2109382913, xXDARRENxxvanderxxWOODXx, and definately not Darren {♥} ____van der wood }}x I swear. - PB-wise, the person has to be in the right age range. I don't want you to use Johnny Depp is a PB for your fifteen year old character, and I'm not going to allow it. Same with having Annasophia Robb play your eighteen year old. It's not happening. Some cases may be ok...for example, all five members of the comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U' Know (Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Darren Trumeter, Timmy Williams, and Sam Brown) are young-looking, especially Darren and Timmy, and could easily pass as high school seniors. But Jim Carrey as a sixteen year old? It's just not happening.
>>section three - This site is rated Mature, so I expect you to act it. I allow cussing, but that doesn't mean making every other word a cuss word. No one talks like that, except for wannabe-rappers. You're not a wannabe-rapper. - Yes, I will allow pregnancies and suicides, but you must consult me first. If you're going to give up playing a character, you must message me before killing them off. - So yes, sex is allowed. Just mark your thread with an [R] or an [xxx] so all the horny kids know where to get their fix. Also, DO NOT GET GRAPHIC. Proboards doesn't like that and this forum could get deleted.
>>section four - I want each post to be ten sentences AT THE VERY LEAST. I know I hate it more than anything when I work hard on an eight-paragraph post and get four sentences in reply. - n0 cH47$p3aK 0R 1337sP33k a110W3D. And that means no "lol"'s, "lmao"'s, and definately no "kthxbye"'s, unless you are in OOC.
>>section five - I don't mean to be a nag, but you really need to follow these rules. You can be the greatest roleplayer in the world, but not follow my rules, and in my eyes, you suck. I honestly think these are just general courtesy rules and should be no chore to follow. - I don't believe in censorship. Anyone who has read Fahrenheit 451 can see why, right? If you've read Fahrenheit 451, you also know the main character's name is Montag. 'montag' is the password to the applications board. - Have a grand old time. That's why you're here, isn't it?
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